Kami and Captain Kirk and the Land of Mountains

I was so not crazy while writing this, and the part I removed is because it was way, way, way too weird. Like, way too weird. But I hope you guys enjoy the start ^^



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Two adventurers, named Kirk and Kami, decided to go where “no man has gone before.” On this journey, they shall meet danger, mountains, other mountains, and some mountains. These two adventurers wish to embellish the mountains, showing that not all people are disrespectful towards them, and that they acknowledge their feelings. This will be a perilous task, and it is unsure if both of them will survive. Embark on the adventure, shall we?

Kami and Kirk were going over their prayers towards the mountain, kissing the rocks around the mountain and washing them. Kami found a white stone that was sexy. Unsure of what to do, he hugged the rock and gave it lots of kisses. All of a sudden, a thought went through Kami’s head, that they must make love to the mountain. They must challenge the mountain.

When mountains were created a long time ago, a sacred cat named Mirushi made an evil experimental mountain. This mountain, it grew a mind of its own, and started raping other mountains. Then, a mutated mountain was formed, in which it then kept on mutating until it became what we perceive as a mountain. We are all mountains on the inside.
Kami started making love to the mountain, by inserting the stone into his belly button; soon they started making love together. Kirk got jealous and jumped onto Kami (Okay this is getting to weird)

When they both finished with the rock, the mountains all seemed to shift in such a way as to reveal an impasse in the mountains. Kirk and Kami looked at each other and nodded. It was time to begin this adventure.

"wat"

That is all

lolwut

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
To hug the mountain.
To envelop... that mountain.
To hug the mountain
To envelop... that mountain.
To hug the mountain.
That mountain.
That mountain.
He wants to make love to the mountain.


Tough, young guys (idkwtf) bodies and their... Fingers...Teeny toes...
CHALLENGE THE ROCK.
Challenging... DEATH.
Why do I climb the mountain?
Because I'm in love.

There is a passionate affair going on between Kirk and the mountain.
Kirk is on the
Kirk is on the mountain.
Now, in order to create that illusion...
sucking some of the most sensational...men who, not only climb...
are veracious, fleeting and illusive...
and peripheral.. and that's putting me on the mountain.

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain-
Hold it, please
Hug the mountain.
Envelop, that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelope that mountain.
To hug the mountain
That mountain
That mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain.


Aaaand, the climb
Is
Going
Where no man has gone before.

Where no man has gone before.

CHALLENGE THE ROCK.
Challenging... DEATH.
Why do I climb the mountain?
Because I'm in love.


LYRICS BY Hannah.
SONG BY YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBVDh7my9Q


also, funneh story kami

I got so hard reading this.

Continue?

YES YES

MAKES MEH HORNY

NO WONDAR WE CLIMB IT!