The 'post your funny ZM and other games quotes' game

simon: stop spawning hunk
...
simon: stop spawning hunks
...
simon: stop spawing hunks!
Indigo: hunks?
Indigo: lol
simon: huge 1s
DUIJNKILLER_( NL ): its hulks
Indigo: you're a hunk
simon: >_,.

simon: stop useing stalkers

Dahot1: can you use cheat engine for points

Simon: stop it admin ambuse

SammyServers Chat wrote:
thebeast6788 : Hi Pyycho
thebeast6788 : Psycho*
thebeast6788 : I have question
Sun May 23, 2010 6:51 pm
Psycho : wat
thebeast6788 : So if i want to request an admin to be banned what do i do exactly.
Psycho : Get evidence of him being abusive?
Psycho : Get that evidence to Cherry/Indigo
thebeast6788 : I think i do.
thebeast6788 : Will someone elses word be evidence
Psycho : You don't have any server or even console logs?
thebeast6788 : I dont know how to do that
thebeast6788 : All i know is that i was on server 2 and some guy named seraphim silver perma banned my mic for saying im reporting him for admin abuse.
Psycho : FAIL
thebeast6788 : huh?
Psycho : Well..........
Seraphim Silver says:
Psycho : STFU AND STOP LYING
thebeast6788 : how am i lying
thebeast6788 : ?
Psycho : Well, how to say that....
Psycho : my English is not the best...
thebeast6788 : but your zm skin is
Psycho : Oh are we trying to kiss ass and chew bubble gum but we're all outta gum here?
thebeast6788 : im trying to get silvers id but the server is full
thebeast6788 : lol
thebeast6788 : no
thebeast6788 : no
thebeast6788 : i just like your skin
thebeast6788 : and spray
Psycho : Because, my dear buddy, you totally chose the worse person you
could mess with.
Psycho : CUT IT
thebeast6788 : what did i do
Psycho : You are trying to be a kiss-ass to get me to help you.
thebeast6788 : no im not...
Psycho : But your efforts are futile.
Psycho : Not even leaves on the wind....
thebeast6788 : i just need to know how to request to ban someone
Psycho : Well, the basn section is locked... but you could make a thread here:
Psycho : http://sammyservers.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=9
Psycho : But you might wanna know on important thing first:
thebeast6788 : ?
Psycho : The true identity of Seraphim Silver is...
thebeast6788 : ?
Psycho : BRUCE WAYNE
thebeast6788 : i see
thebeast6788 : this is going to be hard to get him banned then
Psycho : Oh, did I say Bruce Wayne?
Psycho : I clearly meant to say Indigo.
thebeast6788 : what are my chances if i have other people who saw it happen
Psycho : So get over it.
thebeast6788 : serisouly?
Psycho : This is a lost case.
thebeast6788 : you have to be kidding
Psycho : You lost the game, mah boi.
thebeast6788 : o greaet
thebeast6788 : well how do i get me mic back
thebeast6788 : ?
Psycho : Well, go to your priest and confess you sins.
Psycho : And then pray.
thebeast6788 : i dont believe in god
Psycho : Do you want ot be able to use your mic again or not?
thebeast6788 : yes
Psycho : Then do as I said.
thebeast6788 : but i dont have any sins
thebeast6788 : besides murder
Psycho : Well, you obviously sinned on Sammy's Servers.
thebeast6788 : how
Psycho : So this is your only cahnce to get the ability to use your mic back
again.
thebeast6788 : but that doesnt make an sense
thebeast6788 : any*
Psycho : Who are you to question me, yet the almighty Indigo? Have fun rotting in Mute-hell.
thebeast6788 : huh
thebeast6788 : but i never did anything!
thebeast6788 : he also unbinded all my keys
thebeast6788 : and i dont know how to do my weapons
Psycho : lmao this is hilarious, gonna post this chat log.
thebeast6788 : why
thebeast6788 : i mean can i just get an admin to get my mic privaleges back
thebeast6788 : wait a sec did half of the chat log get deleted
Psycho : Are you dense? Are you retarded?
Psycho : YOU GOT MUTED BY A SERVER OWNER
Psycho : NO ADMIN IS EVER GONNA UNMUTE YOU
Psycho : Do you understand that?

MoarToast wrote:Unfortunately, I typically use my mic. And I am also extremely boring, so I never have fun conversations.

Although if I get a good demo of someone being a retard, I will probably record that and post it.

Back to the Future wrote:"O god, this is heavy"

"Theres that word again, heavy, why do you say that? Has the gravity in the future increased?

Marty McFly wrote: My mom has the hots for me??

Source Chat wrote:[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: wtf
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: theres another moth in my room
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: wut
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: god danm it
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT IT
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: brb
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: back
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: k
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: did you eat the moth
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: no
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: GO EAT IT
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: i got my airsoft gun out and shot it
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE LEFT OVERS
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: no
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: yes
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: i bunred them
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE ASHES
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: teh ashes were donated to charity
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE CHARITY
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: charity is fake
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE FAKE
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: Fake is fake
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: fake is nasty
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE NASTY
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: nasty is gross
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE GROSS
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: gross is cake
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE CAKE
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: the cake is a lie
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE LIE
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: the lie is cake
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: like i said earlier EAT THE CAKE
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: the cake never exsited....
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: EAT THE NEVER EXISTED
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: impossible
[ƒcƒc] Game Zombie: THE EAT THE ASHES
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: to late

Indigo wrote:[zP]|DM|Connor19: if you use console commands its hacking

Spoiler:

My Mom wrote: Who's that person that always parks their red mustang on the street just to show it off?

Me wrote:Mom, thats a corvette

beastie wrote:[ƒcƒc] Beastie: yea i thought horses dicks were bigger

Some random twat wrote:I just met you fooshi and you already scare me.

Scottish Sonic - "Pat, see that, all you need to do is go over to it and pick it up, your safe"
Scottish Sonic - "Just go pick it up "
Pat212 - "I need a bomb!"
Scottish Sonic - "Just use your hands!"
Pat212 - "OMG HAND OF GOD!!!!"

Von Gaz wrote:Quote:WHOISTHISFAGGET.
I wonder who said that....

Von Gaz wrote:Even if this was a troll attempt, I would accept.
inb4WHOISTHISFAGGET