Re: The 'post your funny ZM and other games quotes' game

by **Psycho** Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:32 am

[ƒcƒc] Phipseee: lol warum bekommst du 10 punkte wenndu haxmenu eingibst ? ich fleig dann immer aus game und dann steht .. VAC banned :P

by **Apostrophe** Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:09 pm

What a fucking dumbass >.>

Spoiler:

by **Psycho** Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:29 pm

Brandon: It doesnt feel like Im a survivor and trying to survive when theres hommer or a freakin melon model

by **Aku** Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:40 pm

Soul Search: he doesnt give a shizzle bout you
Soul Search: he just wants to own you arse
[ƒcƒc] Sexy Fiberbomb: whos he
Soul Search: the hulkshe

by **[ƒcƒc] Purple Cock Fox** Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:00 pm

Purple Kami: Apos
Purple Kami: Apos
Purple Kami: Apos
Purple Kami: APso
Purple Kami: Apos
Purple Kami: Apos
[SS] Apostrophe: What? -_-
Purple Kami: Today
Purple Kami: For the BAC
Purple Kami: We practiced what were gonna have to do on it
Purple Kami: And we have to run 3x500 meters
Purple Kami: I thought I was gonna die by the secong time
Purple Kami: And 9 people puked on the third
[SS] Apostrophe is now Offline.

I lol'd...

by **Psycho** Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:14 pm

19:07 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): What's your rule of thumb for func_detail? Pretty much everything?
19:08 - ->Fa<-: everything that is not normal bland block walls xD
19:08 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): So...seeing as I don't have normal, bland block walls
19:08 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): That would be...eeeeverything? :D
19:09 - ->Fa<-: ctrl a
19:09 - ->Fa<-: ctrl t
19:09 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): xD
19:09 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): Arigato, sensei
19:09 - ->Fa<-: ^weeabo
19:10 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): I'm learning wapanese, though. That makes it okay :D
19:11 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): Does ctrl a not work in hammer?
19:11 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): ;P
19:12 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): Also, um, what did ctrl t do?
19:13 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): All the lines are purple :D
19:13 - ->Fa<-: lmao
19:13 - ->Fa<-: you didnt really?
19:13 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): I did xDD
19:13 - ->Fa<-: ctrl t = TIE TO ENTITY
19:13 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): HA
19:13 - ->Fa<-: to make all func_detail
19:13 - ᴳᵁᴺɀ (Gunz): Awesome
19:13 - ->Fa<-: hahaha

by MoarToast Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:01 pm

MoarToast: Now to sit back and watch you newfags whine
Ryder: he probably spammed the platforms with zombies
MoarToast: Have fun, newfags
xD: omg
Firefly: FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: HA
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: DICK ON A PLANE!
Something killed carnak with trigger_hurt.
Something killed holdfast with trigger_hurt.
carnak: lol
Ryder: told you he was gonna do this lawl
MoarToast: git gowin
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: lol wait did you say new fags?
Something killed Ryder with trigger_hurt.
Something killed Firefly with trigger_hurt.
MoarToast: Many newfags
Firefly: !respawn
Something killed Firefly with trigger_hurt.
Something killed Your Mother's Clit Cheese with trigger_hurt.
Something killed xD with trigger_hurt.
xD: WE DID NOT MAKE IT
exec survivor.cfg: file size larger than 20MB.
Ryder: well not everyone got his life to waste in online games like you
xD: SO CLOSE
MoarToast: Yeah just respawn some more that will help you fucking thick wanker
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: look /b/asement dweller, this isnt 4chan
holdfast: I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NAHHHHT
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: go suck yourself off somewhere else
MoarToast: I like making the newfags baw
Ryder: ahaha nice 1 basement dweller
SteamID STEAM_0:0:7137926 (Firefly) popped a barrel.
MoarToast: Baw baw baw
#Game_connected
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: what does that mean you freak>?
Ryder: hes jerking off
Your Mother's Clit Cheese: oh ok
Ryder: he makes that sound then
MoarToast: Well I do love jerking it to 11 year olds
#Game_connected
Ryder: yeah
Mr.Kamikaze: !respawn
Ryder: thats how you are

They then proceeded to ragequit after I kicked their ironically hypocritical asses on Croc.

I should really come on more often when there's more new people with no capitals/references to old and unfunny bullshit in their names.

Although I should really stop saying newfag.

by **[ƒcƒc] Purple Cock Fox** Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:44 pm

Kiez4r: You should just enjoy a nice relaxing game of croquet
Purple Kami: ...
Purple Kami: that's more boring than curling
Kiez4r: nuhuh
Purple Kami: yuhuh
Kiez4r: nuhuh
Purple Kami: yuhuh
Kiez4r: nuhuh
Purple Kami: yuhuh
Kiez4r: nuhuh
Purple Kami: yuhuh
Kiez4r: nuhuh
Purple Kami: yuhuh
Kiez4r: nuhuh

Oh kiez...

by **Furry Gunmetal** Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:30 pm

(OOC) gordon boomer: k ill who kick me now it my 2 time i got kick

by **Psycho** Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:04 pm

Not ingame, but:
->Fa<-: Free stem gaymz at www.ilikebeingbuttraped.com
Angus: no need games
->Fa<-: Was that not the reason you sent me an invite?
Angus: I am writing to you because you're my last resort.
You have Sam & Max games purchased in predorder.
You have a Team Fortress 2, but did not play in this game.
I noticed you got the three items of a series of sam and max.
You got two guns and hat. Is it possible you turned on the TF2 and gave me a free gift with these items? I really care about them.
Just run and wait a while in the menu.
After a while I would have given an invitation to trade.
When you trade you give me the items and fulfill my dream.
->Fa<-: lol I DO have those items, as I DID play TF2. And this looks like somebody trying to hoard the rare hats and guns to trade them for LOADSA stuff.

by **invalid forum account** Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:33 pm

not so much of a funny quote, and even worse. Self quotes stink.
But I wanted to save this, mainly for myself. So why not save it here:

00:08 - Cherry: Since the whole sourcebans email notficiation didn't work, I didn't bother
00:08 - [ƒcƒc] Seraphim Silver: well we will work with what we have
00:08 - [ƒcƒc] Seraphim Silver: wow
00:08 - [ƒcƒc] Seraphim Silver: thats all w's
00:08 - [ƒcƒc] Seraphim Silver: lol
00:08 - Cherry: Oh wow xD
00:08 - Cherry: awesome sentence :P

by Capt.Zombiekiller Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:12 pm

"Who do you think you are? BLEEDING ACTION MAN?"

"Snake,PLUG THE CONTROLLER TO PORT 2."

"Kept you waiting,Huh?"

"You're too slow!"

"THIS POINT AINT GONNA CAPTURE ITSELF,GET OVER HERE"

Take a guess.Nao.

by MoarToast Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:22 pm

Capt.Zombiekiller wrote:"Who do you think you are? BLEEDING ACTION MAN?"

"Snake,PLUG THE CONTROLLER TO PORT 2."

"Kept you waiting,Huh?"

"You're too slow!"

"THIS POINT AINT GONNA CAPTURE ITSELF,GET OVER HERE"

Take a guess.Nao.

The 'post your funny ZM and other games quotes' game - Page 3 Frog

by **Furry Fucia** Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:27 am

OHLOLsofunnay chan 4 kids

[23:26] <Varbles> Kane:
[23:26] <Varbles> http://boards.420chan.org/weed/src/1287781347362.jpg
[23:28] <+Extrems> Colors.
[23:29] <Fooshi> furfagchan
[23:30] <+Extrems> Furshi.
[23:30] <Fooshi> :|

by **ScarOfTime** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:06 pm

I didn't copy/paste but I'll do my best.

"Bill Gates hacked into the points bank, and gave you 6 points!"
[ƒcƒc] Furry Dark Danger Fox: I don't give a shit how much you bribe me. I'm not buying fucking windows 98'!

by MoarToast Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:12 pm

Indigo wrote:Self quotes stink.

by **ScarOfTime** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:38 pm

MoarToast wrote:
Indigo wrote:Self quotes stink.

touché my friend...Touché...

by **Aku** Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:21 pm

[ƒcƒc] Omega: hispanic cock ftw.

by Rolling Blackouts Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:50 pm

Fingers! In pain! (Cat): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyzz5O-U Watch it.
wu_feng_lee: what is this all about
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Watch it before I go through your screen and punch you in the neck.
wu_feng_lee: how is that even possible
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Have I ever told you that I am the near equivalent to Chuck NOrris?
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Thats right, I can start a fire in a blizzard with icicles. Now watch.
wu_feng_lee: LOL! CALIFORNIA BOYZ! YOUR SUCH A QUEER!
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Totally not what I expected. Well, now its best if I tell you now that I am a stalker. Now jam that pencil you have on your desk up your ass.
wu_feng_lee: ....
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): DO EET! EET WILL PLEEZ ME AND TEH EMPRAH!
wu_feng_lee: get out of you parents basement
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Oh, my friend. I don't live in their basement. I live in a mehtal bawks. Thats right.
wu_feng_lee: mathew, is that you?
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): Oh now my friend, I am that other person on your friends list.
wu_feng_lee: what is this? i dont even-
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): That won't work on me, my friend. You see, know one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
wu_feng_lee: thats totally pr0nz.
Fingers! In pain! (Cat): I kno rite?

by **± IdahoPirate** Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:16 pm

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, December 24, 2010
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7:07 PM - ^1PRO MR ^2PICKLES: but
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by **Game Zombie** Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:26 pm

Indigo wrote:Self quotes stink.

*DEAD* (TEAM) veniece12: can somewon kick cherry becuz he killed me

by **Doctor Barrel Roll PhD.** Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:45 pm

veniece12: wow RedRupture woz a tettris
After he kills me when he was a detective and I'm an innocent on TTT he never checked my corpse so people not noticing his detective status killed him

by **ScarOfTime** Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:34 pm

*Redrupture walks into the bathroom to see me and [ƒcƒc] Ultra Lulz*
Redrupture: uhm...
[ƒcƒc] Ultra Lulz: GET OUT WERE HAVING SEX!

[ƒcƒc] Ultra Lulz: GET OUT WERE HAVING SEX!
Cuttingham: Would you beleive me if i told you thats the second time I've heard that today?

by **[ƒcƒc] Purple Cock Fox** Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:56 pm

<EDITED BY NASA FOR CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION>
Pink's true identity

GOD DAMN IT NASA EDITIN MAH MESSAGES

Re-ninja'd the documents:
Re-Reninja'd by NASA. Post it again and you will be erased.

by **≅ Acidpoint** Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:38 pm

3:37 PM - Acidpoint: MEHIS
3:37 PM - Mehis: wat D:
3:37 PM - Acidpoint: *OINK OIIIIINK*
3:38 PM - Mehis: bullying bitch

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