Virus/Trojan Topic

Ever epic ownd a virus or trojan? post it here.

Just ownd a trojan/virus/spyware whatever. it was blocking things like mcaffee and task manager from starting by saying it was infected. so what i did? overloaded it with ctrl+alt+delete spam. it completely froze the fail program, and i just task manager found the .exe and deleted it. ftw. now having mcaffee do a full computer scan.

lol i once cured a fatal virus by restarting and blue screening for 30 mins XD. the repair guy wanted to charge my $500

One time swine flu came to my house and tried to infect me, but i stopped it with awesome ninja skillz. Now swine flu is scared to come to my house.

One time I got a cold then I waited and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then I dieded and became a zombie AND THEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN I got a computer
Edit: When I was younger I got a trojan from my friend (no longer my friend that asshole) that duplicated itself and sent a email to him about pictures or something and he was stupid enough to actual download the files

My dad has a virus like that he is going to get the hard drive and external all wiped. Probably for the better to get rid of all his porn.

loltrojanz

viruses..

ya know..what if you changed the words "viruses" to "computerized STDs"? it would all make sense.

Norton 360.

There is my story of owning every virus ever.

Topic anti-derailed

Kaspersky has done a good job at stopping any viruses.
I haven't had very many though.

I have trend micro and it gets the job done

McAfee pwns all.

ain't that right, pink :D

yeah, cept when you don't let it scan cause you have too many steam files and it takes like 4-5 hours to complete a scan.

Kaspersky is awesome,

ok, most epic story ever,
So i had this like 10 year old lap top, not the one that broke, a different one, i started it, and it was like TROJAN, AD SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!! and im like

>_>.............................Bring it

So i gots on the interwebs, and i clicked every button everywhere, then went to ubuntu, started to download, while it was downloading, i ctl alt delete and shut down every processes as i could, ubuntu finished and i was like bam, killed the computer, got ubuntu started, its amazing, even though its like dinosaur age, and the fact the other os won't go off the computer.

and i mean it was spamming ads, like 2 every second, it got kinda annoying..

But yea.. still kinda sad my nice computer broke

uuuuhhh here! meeee! I know how to deal with trojans:

*LOCKED*