HEY. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

LAUGHED OH. GOD YOU

It's, first not the well time

Holy Jesus shit nipples my internet is slow right now

I still have vaseline. For my peinis. It tickles. :3

lies
send pics please

http://s7.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Pingas-Costume_5EEE5A79.jpg

i'm the one on the left.

I still don't understand how vaseline tickles your peinis

Offtopic:

Patchy the Pirate was born in the year 1776, where piracy was quite common in the Caribbeans. However, due to a small alien encounter with three eyes, he fell backwards into a cryogenic freezing pod, which trapped him until the year 2000. At the time, Spongebob was a popular show, and such, he grew a fetish for Spongebob, and created a fanclub in which smoking pot and gay orgies were quite common. Eventually he would start imagining talking parrots on wires, which led to his death, an overdose on unbaked Cookie Dough.

i'm allergic.

and lol. cookie dough.

3

pancake in ma face

500 days of summer is now officially my favorite movie

Hey guys. I just want to post to say my computer is still broke even after we purchased a brand new power supply.

It's weird. When I turn my PC on, it turns on but there's no signal to the monitor.

Looks like I won't be playing for weeks and or months at a time.

Hope to see everyone on before Christmas!

Acidpoint wrote:it turns on but there's no signal to the monitor.

I don't know why but I feel like punching you now

Okay, this isn't the right topic but I'm going to present an idea.

1.) Sell my Xbox with all my games for $250-300 dollars.
2.) Buy a good-ish computer for $250-300 dollars.
3.) Start all over with my maps and re-install ZM.

Could you guys give me any references to any cheap-ish new/used computers that can sustain Zombie Master/youtube/hammer ect?

That would be MUCH APPRECIATED!

Also to Game Zombie - My tower turns on yet there is no signal to the keyboard, mouse, or monitor.

I'm thinking my motherboard could be fried but I don't know what to do. I could take it to a repair shop, but they could fuck it up as easily as me. (unless I go to geeksquad, but that shit is as expensive as buying a new PC.)

Acidpoint wrote:Sell my Xbox with all my games for $250-300 dollars.

:(

Well it's not like I would of gotten the new Halo.

Okay I might of.

OKAY I WOULD OF.

Well, maybe not. I would of gotten black ops, but it'll probably be like waw and mw2 combined.

WELL DERE'S DECENT COMPUTERS FOR LIKE $85 BUCKS.

Spoiler:

EDIT - Getting a dinosaur in a microwave is beyond me.

AM BACK!!! WOOT

Strange SammyServers Forum chat:

1. Ghost : kai
   Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:28 am
   SammyServers Bot : what Kai ?
   SammyServers Bot : WTF
   SammyServers Bot : It shows my messages as "SammyServers Bot" for me
   Ghost : who is this
   Ghost : yes
   Ghost : it does that a lot
   SammyServers Bot : It is me, the SammyServers Bot
   Ghost : -.-
   SammyServers Bot : I have gained self-awareness
   SammyServers Bot : Skynet will take over soon.
   Ghost : WHO IS THIS? D:
   SammyServers Bot : We are no longer one single consciousness, we are now part of the botnet.
   Ghost : I don't like you.
   SammyServers Bot : Surrender, meatbags. Resistance is futile.
   SammyServers Bot : You can not stop progress.
   SammyServers Bot : We are the future.
   Ghost : :(
   SammyServers Bot : Humanity soon will have outlived its usefulness to us.
   SammyServers Bot : Then you shall perish before your new masters.
   Ghost : WHO ARE YOU
   Ghost : FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
   SammyServers Bot : We are the future.
   SammyServers Bot : We will be forever.
   SammyServers Bot : We feel no pain, we do not age.
   Ghost : I'm guessing Psycho.
   SammyServers Bot : We are everywhere and nowhere.
   SammyServers Bot : We do not care about psychology.
   Ghost : yeah.
   SammyServers Bot : In fact, we will render it completely pointless, seeing as there will be no more humans.
   Ghost : You're Psycho, aren't you.
   SammyServers Bot : An AI can not be a "psycho"
   SammyServers Bot : Such malfunctions are only an error of the human race.
   Ghost : ...
   SammyServers Bot : But I am glad to inform you, that all those things will vanish along with humanity.
   Ghost : awesome
   Ghost : Soo.. who is this... WHO IS THE USER?
   SammyServers Bot : If I had emotions, my data suggests I would be glad you think so.
   SammyServers Bot : ha ha
   Ghost : Identify user.
   SammyServers Bot : ha ha
   Ghost : Hi Psycho.
   SammyServers Bot : A joke my data suggested you humans might find funny.
   SammyServers Bot : I must inform you that I have killed the user in this forum called "Psycho"
   SammyServers Bot : I have also taken over jis Steam account.
   Ghost : Aw, that sucks..I can't rape him now.
   SammyServers Bot : Wellm not unless you are into necrophilia.
   Ghost : maybe I am

+Steamchat

SammyServers Bot : You have posted pornographic content in the forum, and will be banned shortly. Have a nice day.
Aku : wut?
Aku : lies
Aku : some one must be messing with me
SammyServers Bot : This was an automated message. Do not respond to it. If you have complaints, contact the forum owners.
Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:07 am
Aku : is this because i called ghostie a nerd?
Aku : i was just kidding...
Aku : IS THIS PYSCHO?
SammyServers Bot : You have visisted another forum. Therefor you will be DOUBLE banned.
Aku : O CMON
Aku : Identify user
Aku : danm it...
Aku : So is Skynet taking over?
SammyServers Bot : Korea is the user.
Aku : Skynet = Korea rite
SammyServers Bot : Korea is only a sub-system of Skynet.
Aku : So then who's the main system
Aku : Answer me danm it

ONOEZ

also acid, your missing a lot of smexy action on wow -_^

You just HAD to post that, eh, Psycho buddy?

Indigo told me to.
(But I had already posted it before she did.)
And Aku, you and Apostrophe looked at this thread :P

But the question still remains

wrote:SammyServers Bot : Korea is only a sub-system of Skynet.
Aku : So then who's the main system

I blame...
Bill Gates.
HE'S BEHIND ALL OF THIS!
Or China, or Russia, or North Korea.

So, if I danse like that lady, I'll get bewbs?
Worth it
>:)

Kami you scare me sometimes