[ƒcƒc] Clan Rules

[ƒcƒc] clan rules

Originally Written by [ƒcƒc]± Furry Indigo Cock Box
Edited by [ƒcƒc]± Furry Blue Cock Fox (pretty much all of it)
Re Edited by [ƒcƒc]± Furry Red Cock Fox (to make sure blue didnt say anything stupid)

Intro
If you are new to the clan, Welcome! Welcome to City 17...
Its safer here... (But don't drink the water...someone peed in it)

But Seriously! Welcome to [ƒcƒc]
We aren't some friendly clan for people to come out, hang with friends, chat or play games you like.
Nope see that's every other clan on the internet, and we aren't every other clan on the internet!
So Sit back and deal with it and know we love you on the inside. Really we are a clan to play ZM, only one set of servers on ZM and thats the Sammy servers!

If you suck at ZM we will most likely taunt you and laugh at your failure, if you rule at ZM we will worship you and then laugh at your failure, when it happens... it always happens! But overall we are here to laugh at people as a group, and sometimes fail and/or make other people fail as a group. We are a band of people together for one reason, entertainment and a feeling of not being alone, because we are all lonely ):

Officially [ƒcƒc] Furry Red Cock Fox is the owner and founder of the clan, But he eventually invited [ƒcƒc] Furry Blue Cock Fox, who proceeded to strut around acting like he owned the place and now he pretty much does (but still runs things through red *sometimes*); Then of course Blue eventually made Indigo the official owner and left for a while. Then came back and continued with that Strutting stuff. Yeah if you see ANY of them just consider them an owner, soo much easier that way!

Officers = People with ± Beside their name, it pretty much means they are atleast 10-15% cooler then you, but since you joined [ƒcƒc] your already pretty damn cool as is, So don't worry about it. Just listen to the cool people sometimes ok? or they get angry... and nobody likes when cool people get angry.
Refer to This post for Current Officers

Yada yada pay attention to them or they get mad and bad things happen.
oh and usually putting that little ± next to your name when your not an Officer= WTFBOOM incoming.
Don't beg for officer status because you should be shooting the zombie about to kill you. (seriously there's always one about to kill you)



Joining [ƒcƒc] Comes with some simple guidelines,

#1 [ƒcƒc] Put this shit on, seriously it needs to be on or we are like "hoely sheait he iz nuut 1 uf uz, been him!"
and then suddenly the entire server is angry at you and you have people trying to voteban you. Then you slowly get votebanned while pleading and saying your actually one of us, then eventually you get banned and your all sad. So you log off the game and go get some food, then you find out that week old pizza is moldy, you begin to get angry and then your girlfriend calls you and says "I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" and all of a sudden you aren't angry but really sad ):, So you decide to go outside for once in your life and you are walking to the park when out of nowhere a car swerves into a tree and the tree falls on you, and then you are in so much pain that you are screaming at the top of your lungs. The ambulance arrives and you keep telling the doctors "i can't feel my legs" and they tell you everything's Ok in that doctor voice that lets you know it's not Ok. So you go into some serious surgery and they use some gas to make you all sleepy, and you wake up and your legs are gone because they were too far gone to save, so you learn how to use a wheelchair and go home, just to find out that while you were gone your house caught fire from a faulty telephone wire because you left it unhooked after your girlfriend called. Then you are some homeless guy who lives on the street and has to crawl places.

SERIOUSLY just leave the tag on ok?
and if you have no clue how to type the tag, just turn on console and copy/paste that shit, its important ok?

#2 We like to have a very neat and clean naming convention, but really nobody ever follows it and we have stuff like

[ƒcƒc] Furry Pingas Cock Fox (Technically Pingas is a color)

So really just fill your name out like this [ƒcƒc] Furry (Something) Cock/Box Fox
Cock/Box distinguish female from male members,
Box= Vag
Cock= Take a guess
Plus Capitalize the first letters of each word and put a space between [ƒcƒc] and furry, or blue kills you.
You can be a box if your a guy, but really thats just going to make you a trap, guys will flirt with you and then you will get alot of attention. Honestly its really easy to tell a guy from a girl online, the only people you will trick are the ones who havent figured out the secret to telling them apart yet!
So seriously don't be a girl unless your a girl or you have pictures of your sister holding up a [ƒcƒc] Tag!
We also would rather you would stick to the "Fox" animal, because Foxes= Awesome
Also Don't go changing your name, seriously or the same thing happens as did the [ƒcƒc]tag ok?
SERIOUSLY JUST DON'T DO IT.

#3 In terms of in game sprays, we like pictures of nude (but softcore) foxes that are teasing / sexy
Seriously hardcore gay dragon porn= WTF

[ƒcƒc] Furry Blue Cock fox <---- That guy will personally set you up with a sexy spray if you need one, just drop him an ingame demand and he shall give you one. Drop over to his little forum section http://fcfc.heavenforum.org/cc-public-f12/blue-s-spray-replacement-service-v20-t757.htm read his post and pick one up. It's worth it.

Don't Spray Block ! <--- IMPORTANT

Sammy (Server Owner) Hates real porn because yada yada objectifying women and stuff like that so don't do it, Most admins are trained on sight to ban you if you have anything even a bit more then complete softcore. Honestly if you are underage and in this clan, you better be able to suck it up and look at nude foxes, because if you can't handle what they are showing off, you most likely are too young to be in the clan.
You can have gay furry porn, but no erect dicks allowed o-0 <--- try finding some of that, i dare you. (Rules just here cuz you can't find that shit and its funny having people tell me they tried -Blue)


#4 DON'T BE SEXIST OR RACIST IN ANY WAY, show any form of baseless hate and you are fucking out of here got me?


#5 [ strike]You are Required to grief your fellow furries, seriously we enjoy being blocked/shoved into pits, or team killed with explosive barrels. Then of course we are going to come back at you with TWO barrels, or TWO pits, or hell just block the entire team from living, its all fun <3
[ /strike]
This clan was literally built on griefing. If you are a [ƒcƒc] Server admin remember that, Be kind to people who grief and give them more then a "move or im banning you" chance. The point of griefing is not only to entertain yourself but to also entertain spectators and make long rounds end quicker. People leave if they are stuck flying around as ghosts for too long. Learn to grief correctly or not at all, please.

#6 All member to member disputes shall be solved by either yelling at eachother in all caps in the public chat, and/or anyone can call a ROLL OFF, if an officer calls a roll off, both arguing players must use "rtd" until one of them dies from a RTD related cause, first one to die= loser.
This has only happened once in [ƒcƒc] History; which coincidentally resulted in a complete tie. You guys should do it more often


#7 Hog weapons, seriously if you have a sledgehammer, a revolver and an Uzi. keep them and don't give any of them away, YOU NEED THEM ALL OK?

#8 Don't interrupt one persons shitty music with your own shitty music, just don't do it -.- it doesn't work.
instead tell them to stfu over and over until they stfu, then play your shitty music -.-

#7 You pretty much need level 18 in all skills or gtfo, because it means you definitely haven't been around for very long.
Also we like to see how good a ZM you are, so please don't be bad at it.

#8 Dont banshee spam when only 3 or less are left, just don't do it ever. always be courteous and let at least one person win in ZM, at least 1

#9 Indigo is always right! ( compare here )

#10 DO NOT POINT FARM! At all. Only people allowed to point farm are ROOT ACCESS. Why? Because they spend all their spare time working on the servers so you can have fun. This isn't just a clan rule, but is(or at least SHOULD be) a server rule.
Note: Point farming isn't just 30 or so points. I mean like 70+ points for zm in one round.

#11 You must be active and productive! If you wear the tags, you're in the clan, and if your in the clan, you pull your weight. you should post at least ONCE per week. not just "LOL hurr durr" post actual constructive comments, and contribute to the clan. if you cant do this, post a topic about why and for how long you will be unable to. If you just don't care, then we don't care to have you here ( in short, post once a week or get kicked. your choice)

Simple, follow them and we don't kill you, don't follow them and consider your house burned down.

Added restrictions against point farming. If any officers want to edit something on here(as in any rules on this topic), feel free. Just be sure to get at least 1 other officers approval and put an announcement.

Added new rule pertaining to forum activity.