Corrupted Wish Game

K, some may know the rules, its a pretty common forum game. k, so you just answer the person above\'s wish, but make it corrupted, or bad. [edit] no wish may negate its own outcome. no one may kill me in a wish or outcome, cause im awesome.[/edit]
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whatever the wish is, Indigo loses this game at any time, because of how awesome Indigo is compared to the rest of you!
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example:

Me: I wish for a pie.

next person: You get a pie filled with cow manure
I wish i wish i was a fish



and continue from there...of course, i get to start :3

I wish for a cake.

Done, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for a small country.

granted, but the homeless peoples revolt against you and assassinate you with a book. too bad :P

i wish to has fox ears xD

Done but i caught you and you are now taken as my cute pet Fox-Girl

---Owned----

I wish for another cake to make my pet (pink) happy!

granted...but the cake has...fox...nip...in it and it makes me crazy >.>


I wish i could see the back ground under all this stuff...

I give you your background, but you must edit something on your profile to see it!

I wish for a clan meeting on the Chatbox here and to have it on January 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM Central

wish granted, but blue joins angry and kicks you from the clan, and i also become angry and ban you from the servers.


I wish for a pet fox of my own.

Done, but it has rabies and you have to put it down.

I wish to be the sexiest chalupa of them all!

wish granted, but you burn yourself in a fire one night

I wish for the 1-11-09 meeting to cancel

it is, but then you miss the announcement of a new rule which gets you kicked and banned.


i wish for a new pet fox xD

Granted, but the fox fell off the stairs and landed on a knife

I wish for a pony!

Done, but the pony doesn't like you and bites you.
I wish to be a superhero.

Granted, but you only have the ability to melt whatever you touch and can never turn it off

I wish the Angel of Death and I could be friends

your friends, but it accidently touches you and kills you.

i wish for a pet fox hat doesn't die or attack me.

Granted, but the fox ran away when it saw a potential mate in your backyard

I wish that I had a cake to impress Pink

your cake as well has fox nip in it, causing me o go crazy again...and then i hae you for life for trying to use drugs on me.




i wish i had a watermelon

You got your watermelon, but the farmer who gave it to you put some foxnip inside it causing you to go on a murdering rampage and killed me


I wish I was alive again

Done, but you have AIDS now.

I wish Pink wasn't slow like a turtle. A TURTLE WITH ADMIN POWERS.

im not slow, you are


i wish violet would stop giving me foxnip

wish granted, but you put some foxnip on the table as we talk and tried to frame me, then thought it over and decided to kill me AGAIN

I wish someone would stop giving pink the drugs

Done, you start taking the drugs and OD before Pink can kill you.

I wish for a 'Zooka.

you get a zooka, but blow your arm off in a miss fire


i wish for a pie WITHOUT fox nip in it.

Done, but it has NO filling, just crust, muahahahahaha.

I wish for a new arm.

Granted, but it's invisible and you can't control it

I wish I had Pink as my fox servant

granted >.> but then blue hunts you down and kills you.



i wish i had a cherry pie without fox nip in it.