Corrupted Wish Game

ok, but the pie has wolfnip in it and I come over and ate your pie(s)

I wish I could be as fast as lightning!

Done, but you run into a building and take 9000 physics damage.

I wish for some ninjas to be my friends.

granted, but evil ninjas attack and kill you all.


I wish for a non-nip related cherry pie that hasn't been tampered with.

Granted, but I came over one day and ate both of your pies

I wish I had an army of Shamblers in a fortified manson, with all of the FCFC members in there holding them off together until pink arrives to let us out

granted, but i get delayed and the group sacrifices you to the shamblers to hold them off.


i wish violet didn't die so easily

Done, Violet becomes a zombie and can no longer "die", but you have to shoot him.

I wish Obama was my bestest friend.

you and Obama are friends, but he sold you to some rapist for his own butt

I wish Pink invited me to hang out with her

Done, but it's a trap, and she bans you.

I wish I could turn people I hate into money.

ok, but you turned Pink into money when she was blue's pet and he kills you

I wish I killed Chrome

Done, but it was a teamkill, so you lose 5 points and explode.

I wish Pink was normal again.

Granted, but your wish required someone else to become money so you are now in my pocket about to get me some more Foxnip for Pink

I wish nothing goes wrong when I'm getting the Foxnip

Done, but they're out of Foxnip.

I wish for God Mode.

you have god mode, but you fell off a cliff and are stuck in a hole

I wish I could eat another Pie that belongs to Pink

Done but you now lose the game, forever.


I wish you would stop feeding my pet fox-nip!

Wish Ungrantable: You have no pet...

I wish people used adverbs instead of incorrectly using their respective adjective forms.

Fine then, i wish that everyone currently involved in this game is now locked in my basement...
Wishes do not work anymore for any participants and if you attempt to make any wishes, the benefit is instantly negated and you only receive the bad result. You can not escape by normal means and the only way out is through me, literally. I have Swallowed the key and it shall be lodged in my lower intestine until futher notice. Also any side effects from this wish that would otherwise release you, or change the outcome of this wish in any way for the people mentioned, will instantly be reversed and undone. To Escape you must prove you are better left free by doing one thing that makes me as happy as possible, any effects/drugs can't be used to change my decicions, There is no way out of the room, the floor is made of solid steel. You do not have a portal gun. You can not squeeze through the keyhole. The door is not unlocked. If any attempts to escape in any way possible are made, an army of carnivorous mice shall swarm and eat the escapee alive. You have nothing in the room besides the people that are involved in the game. You must escape within 3 days or you shall starve.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

*Although i will feed pink because shes still my pet fox*

pink gets angry and obliterates you.
*this is not a negative part of your wish, but will happen if anthing like this happens*


I wish blue didn't constantly try to win the game.

Wish granted, but you lose the game for remembering the game.

I wish that the game was over?

DAMN YOU!!!! made me lose the game.



you get aids instead.



i wish blue would feed me real food instead of treats... <._.> i has tummy ache

Granted, But the food is the best you have ever had, so you are still hungry even though you finish two plates.

Also I wish that people would stop ignoring the crazy long "Change the rules of the game" wish

*note* check the rules, im changing them slightly

Done, they look at it, and tell you to go make a new thread for stuff like that.

I wish I had a giant fluffy panda!

granted, but you also turn into bamboo and get eaten.



i wish for a wish that wasn't a wish's wish so a wish's wish could come true.

The wish thanks you, but it turns out its wish was for you to become severely crippled...

I wish for the ability to shoot giant freaking lasers from my eyes.

granted, but you can't see anymore to aim, so its pointless.



i wih i wish blue was a fish