Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, now it smells awesome, but i kick you out and change the locks.

I wish i didnt have to take the SAT 2s.

Granted. While you are reclining in your nice comfy sofa, it exploded in a flurry of pies and cream... miraculously.

I wish school days, not the anime School Days, was shorter. Because I don't wanna see another horrific 4 minutes of murder, decapitation, and something about cutting up a woman's stomach just to see if there really is a baby... God that was completely terrible.

granted but its only because days now go on for 3 hours

i wish this was active again

granted, but you are warned not to bump another thread or ima go crazy.

i wish stevoman would stop bumping old threads and just gtfo.

granted, but then a new spamming thread necro pops up
I wish i had some muffins rite nao D:

Granted but they are evil muffins and they turn you into Oprah.

I wish my post was on top of the page.

Granted. but pink removes it again
I wish all children under the age of 14 would die of stupidity where I live -.-

Granted but now all the stupid drug using 15 year olds inhabit your neighborhood.

I wish i didn't have to write an essay.

granted, you have to write a 250 page novel about how paint dries.

i wish red would get over my deleting of 1 post xD

Granted, but i dont get over the deleting of 8 other posts.

I wish for more chocolate milk.

Granted, but thats not chocolate... yea.. you know what it is!

I wish i wasnt so bored all the time D:

Granted,now you're only bored 23.5/7

I wish fucking WIndoof Vista wouldn't have problems with my WLan connection.

Granted, but it still have a million other problems, so your fucked.

I wish for no more school ! WOOT

granted, you're now a jobless one armed hobo living under a dead tree.


i wish for a potato.

Granted,but while palying with it it gets stuck in your nose and all people laugh at you as you run around the street screaming for help.

I wish my university's servers weren't so crappy that they always get overloaded when signup for exams and other stuff starts....

Granted, but instead the internet dies next time someone goes on it and will take 1000x10^99 billion years to come back, and even when they do they will just die again. the next time they do stay up but you /leave the university/.

I wish for new zombie master guns and skins.

Granted, but its on a server that only you can play on and you are banned from all other servers.

I wish that i could have lunch with Obama.

Granted, But being the democrat that he is, he takes all your food and gives it too all the druggies who can't get a job to make their own food.

I wish It was 2012 already -.- That way, the tards will commit suicide thinking it's the end of the world AND. OBAMA SHALL BE OUT OF OFFICE!

Granted, but it turns out it is the end of the world for real, KABEWM!

I wish there wasnt so many idiots driving, its really annoying when some jackass almost makes you crash just cuz he wants to be infront of you.

Granted but the only one left crashes into you.

I wish that coursework was abolished

Granted, it becomes abolished like slavery was abolished, which means it takes a war and 200 years and people are still bitter about it.

I wish for a top of the page plox!!

Granted, but pinks about to remove it, gg.

I wish i was top of the page since reds is being removed! :D

granted but pink removes it

i wish pink would stop deleting posts. its gettin annoying

explanation: pink i meant because pallal said that you removed reds post and i said that you removed pallals post so its gettin annoying so i can stay at the top of the page

sorry for any confusion

wish can't be granted, since i never did -.- i haven't deleted a post in several weeks. don't be a dumbass.

i wish people would stop blaming me for everything admin-related that happens on the servers or on here.

Granted, now blamed on Fucia.

I wish to be unbored