Corrupted Wish Game

red...fucia doesn't live in the us...:P thought you knew that

granted, but then you get more sick from a blue whale flu and bring the end of the human race.


i wish red knew fucia lived in l33t_w33ds stomach

Granted......i have gained knowledge of fucia's location however, because i auctually learned something the world is coming to an end.

I wish i lived in a bubble dome of mars where i wont die when the world ends.

Granted,but the martians are very hostile towards you and blow up your precious bubble dome.

I wish for the commando perk in Killing Floor to have more benefits.

granted, but your kf becomes corrupted, causing your entire computer to break and become un-fixable. then you go to buy a new computer and you find someone stole all your money. but hey, at least everyone else can have more fun.



i wish psycho would stop changing his pink rank.

Granted,but only because I will be no longer active on the forum and you have to find someone else to tease!

I wish Pink would stop messing with my profile and let me be a conscientious objector, because I denied to serve in the military and therefore I do not want a military rank!

granted, but you learn that cadets aren't in the army, but in a training school or discipline school(for you its discipline xD)

i wish i had something to do.

Granted, you can now torture me to ur hearts content, but im an easy target so ul get bored again soon.

I wish i had a Pink Rank.

Granted but your rank is *that one guy who is a hello kitty*

I wish I could kill every hacker in the world for being poopies.

Granted, but they all come back as zombie hackers and eat yo brain.

I wish i could have all the powers of aqua-man so my new rank can be *that one guy is an aqua-man hello kitty*

Granted, but due to your half-fish half-cat state, your brain is left in a rare state of animal-schizophrenia, and due to the eventful loss of a large sum of the natural sea life on Earth due to one of your "characters" keening a taste for fish, you are exiled from our world, left to rot off on another planet. (And yes, apparently, Aquaman can fly and breathe in space)

I wish I wish upon a fish
for a cookie.

(Chocolate chip, of course)

Granted but the fish you wished upon was lost along with a large sum of natural sea life and ur cookie has been picked up by a half-cat half-fish creature that is floatin thro space playing pokemon blue version, but the gameboy batteries just died.

I wish i had more batteries. (recharge-able plz)

Granted but its powered by your tears which Everyone happily causes and makes you happy but sad at the same time causing a brain emotion implosion causing you to float through space unable to form thoughts!

I wish That we had other emoticons that weren't foxes. >.> maybe... like.... tigers xD

Done but when you use them they are so cool they cause your computer to crash then your computer implodes.

I wish i had a anti-hacker program that stopped hackers.

Granted but then the anti hacker program thinks your a hacker and hacks your comp to stop your hacking. And it destroys your motherboard with a mini sledge hammer and you LOSE EVERYTHING. yay!!!

I wish.. that... furry haters get a steam group that gets hacked and has them all lose their accounts :>

Granted but your family was in that group and then they were sad and they all hanged eachover and then it thought all steam accounts where in that group and everybody hanged eachover because everybody lost there games.

I wish that i got into the furry clan !

Granted, but then you meet Chris Redfield on Sammy's servers who greets you with

Chris Redfield wrote:furry get your ass out of here

and tells you to fuck off because this is not your server and he somehow manages to avoid all his bans and stalks you the rest of your life,first only on Sammy's servers,but then irl,destroying all your relationships and driving you into alcoholism.

I wish Chris Redfield wasn's such a furry-hating butthead!

Granted but then more buttheads come along and find you and hack into your account and steal your games!

I wish that sammy gave me unlimited admin powers for the rest of my life.

Granted, but you abused your powers on the regular servers and earn a perma ban from ALL the servers

I wish i had a year off from noob school

Granted,but now you gotta work 1 year in the noob factory,for 8 hours a day,6 days a week. It is hot and steamy and smells of chemicals in there and you wish you were back in school.

I wish Max Payne 3 had the REAL Max Payne in it,not that Bruce-Willis-from-Die-Hard-and-Sam-Fisher-from-Splinter-Cell:Conviction-mix-with-a-bald-head-added-as-extra-shittiness-bonus,and the original voice actor,and it was not set in frigging Sao Paulo in DAYLIGHT!!!!

granted, but the awesomeness of it causes your computer to explode.

i wish i knew what max payne was. *shot*

Granted, but the sadness of Max Payne's story makes you depressed and you try to kill yourself by throwing a toaster in the bathtub,but you only get a serious nerve damage and become dependant on painkillers (just like the new Max Payne impostor in Max Payne 3).

I wish someone found this page as funny as me:Bananadance

Granted but everyone finds it to funny so they laugth to death!

I wish i knew what Blue points are :P

Granted but the intense complexity of it causes a mental implosion, inducing an aneurysm and a slow painful death as you watch blood drip into your iris's from your brain, making you go blind for the hour of life you have left, you then decide to go to the taco bell for you last meal and you get food poisoning so your last hours are you puking into the toilet completely blind.

I wish I wasn't so pessimistic.

Granted but then you was to confident...it led you to think that you was the best dancer ever....So you spent ALL of your money and sold ALL your stuff to go on a talent show in Mexico....it just so happened that Simon was there!But when you done your act you was booed off of the stage and you had no money left...So you had to live on the streets of Mexico and then you got the flu and died.....

I wish i could build zm maps

Granted, but your maps are so terrible that everyone stops playing ZM altogether and start playing Killing Floor.

I wish i had Abraham Lincoln's awesome beard.