Corrupted Wish Game

Granted,but additionally to your new beard you gat a stovepipe hat that grows on your head and cannot be removed.

I wish people would really start to play Killing Floor (again).

Granted but they all play it at the same time so the servers crash and then the game crashes and then it takes them 19.5 years to fix it and at the end no-one exept you is playing because everyones got a new taste of games :P

I wish that Psycho was not Homocidal :P

---Sorry about spellings---

Razoroo wrote:Homocidal

Granted,but he is now homicidal and kills you for calling him a homo!

I wish the forum would be less dead!

granted but it comes back as a zombie forum and eats all the blue points and your emperor status. making you sad but happy, but mostly sad.

I wish I knew the Meaning of life.

Granted but God said " There shall be light as long as you do not tell the meaning of all creations " And guess what you do! You tell everyone you know and then hell comes to us! Happy days....

I wish that R.E was banned from schools :D

Granted.... No seriously i wish that too... aww ok, granted but its now home tought D:

I wish there was no such thing as religion

Granted but then the world gets filled by people like me. not a good future mate.

I wish that the euro people could play on the same clock as me so I don't keep missing them -.-

Granted but then the servers are filled up all the time and you can't join.

I wish people knew that my birthday was 2 days ago. oh wai-

Granted but you get a stranger that gives you a present with a -?- on it and you open it up and a ban script comes out! To bad...

I wish for the pie pink wanted on the first post but without any manure in it :P

granted but instead you get a cake AND

my awesome Gir eats it :P

I wish I had more cake now

Granted but it fell into blues mouth :P

I wish i had the pie pink wanted without manure in it and no-one eats it except me :)

Granted, but as you're eating it you make the discovery it's made out of dung beatles. yumm, juicy and crispy at the same time

I wish I could win the lottery so I could buy my own island and create my own zombies to take over the world!

Granted, but then everyone in fcfc teams up and superowns your pathetic zombie army

I wish i didnt have to go to work without getting fired and involving full pay :p

Granted but over time you get fat and have a heart attack because you were so lazy :P

I wish Zombie Masters 2 came out :D

(actually their team disbanded so it will never come out :( )
granted but someone else made it and made a script in it that gives you a virus that hacks your steam account.

I wish that I was cool in the clan like psycho... only... not.. psycho >.>

Granted but you become so cool that you leave us and join a cool clan for cool and popular people only so then we say "FWINE BUT U CAN NEVA CME BACK ERE AGAN!!!!1one11!" and then your mum just so happens to look at these forums when you leave her alone and you left your computer on and she posts Untold Secrets of you!And then u become a real idiot to everyone and when we said "FWINE BUT U CAN NEVA CME BACK ERE AGAN!!!!1one11!" we meant it and you could never join us again and then you was back to being a uncool original player....

I wish i was a Furry not so pornographic fox :D!

Granted But then you become enraged because you miss your porn and kill yourself.

I wish i had a pet that doesnt become enraged when you touch it.

Granted, it becomes enraged when your not touching it so its always getting your attention and follows you everywhere, everysecond of your life. He even watches you masturbate @_@

I wish i could use hook when i wanted D:

I wish they didn't set max to 50

Granted but then Indigo decides to set it back to 30 but you already gave psycho all your points so then you get sad.
I wish people would stop freaking out in chat (also for indigo to put "changed stats etc" in motd :D)

PS. dun't kill meh for double wish D:

Granted but then indigo gets mad a banhammahs you and you kill yourself cus u miss pink

I wish i had a mansion with cookies in it

Granted, but when you try to bake more cookies, the oven explodes and ignites the house

I wish for immunity agains the swine flu

Granted,but you now get the bird flu.

I wish I had triple or quadruple points instead of only double on Sammy's Servers,since the new levels are expensive near the top.

Granted, but indigo finds out about your hax and you get permabanned and kicked from the clan.

I wish i had max ammo regen again D:

Granted,but then Indigo sets the max level up to 1000 and you'd need to play over9000 months to reach that.

I wish I knew what to wish.