Corrupted Wish Game

granted but you wish for too much booze and you get a hangover.
I wish I knew more German D:

Granted, but no1 speaks the language anymore and all relics with the language on are destroyed. Also no1 cares about the language so your just boring.

I wish indigo didnt raise the max stats D:

granted. But she lowers it to 1 level for max and everyone has max and you are no longer special.

I wish that people would stop complaining about the stats :P

Granted, but now they keep complaining about the people on the server, everyone starts hating on eachother and voteban madness keeps crashing the servers

I wish for something weird and gooey

granted... you get ignited napalm and your fur burns off making you a horribly deformed human. not a furry xD

I wish that people would stop calling me a furfag!

granted...god damn furf.. eh!!! I mean Idiot!!!

I wish i had more Cheez Doodles left D:

granted but THATS NOT CHEESE!!!! ITS MOULD! :O

I wish people would realize the hilarity in typing literately with a name like Idiot xD

Done, but after awhile people get used to it and no longer care.

I wish for a kingdom to rule and a general named Peter von Lubeck.

granted but all your subjects are half deaf and thought you said "king lube it" and they all chase you out for being gay (which was "unholy" in the middle ages)

I wish I had Indigo abooz protection.

Granted, but then cherry abuses you twice as much as indigo used to

I wish i knew what not to wish

Granted, you actually get a real wish and you dont wish to live :o

I wish i could aboose on regular servers D:

Wish granted, but then you get banned FOREVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish for a time machine and go back in time with pimps to beat up Hitler and it won't effect the present time in any way possible and then go back to the present and I shot the pimps and took their money and no body cared not even them and I never felt an emo emotion ever AGAIN!

Granted... but they just went to the bank. tough luck.

I wish Chuck Norris would ban people for me. so that morons will nevar pleh

Furry Idiot wrote:I wish Chuck Norris would ban people for me. so that morons will nevar pleh

Granted. But you are also banned as well!

I wish that no one replies to this one :3

Granted, but then i did, and you got all mad n' stuffs

I wish for Microsoft to burn in hell

granted. but now you has to use an apple comp (OH SHI-.)
More percisly... this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

I wish people would be happy?

granted. but ur not happy :(

I wish people doesn't abuse my creations so.

Granted but they are still abused, just less.

I wish i came on the forums more.

Granted but forum is down =(

I wish i had paypal =3

Granted but your paypal acc gets banned for too much stuff that youre buying with it..

I wish idiot would eat a regular cookie :P

Granted but the you find out he is allergic to plain cookies and he dies

i wish i had a plasma PC moniter xD

Granted but it asplodes and plasma goes all over your face scaring you for life

I wish a could afford a new pc D:

Granted,but you can only afford a new lowest low-end crap PC which can't even run Half Life 2 smoothly.

I wish we had UK low PC games prices here....

Granted but the disks you buy are bootlegged and they give you a virus and your computer explodes and that ignites your house and you die along with everyone in your household.

I wish wil wasnt allergic to wheat so he could enjoy something that he never has tasted PIE!!! and of course FUDGE

Granted but he become allergic to the choclate in the fudge and whatever is in the Pie.

I wish I had a magical cookie that tasted like unicorns and love.