Corrupted Wish Game

granted, hes your friend for one second, then he remembers red was coming over and forgets your forever.


i wish for xfire for the mac...

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Done, it seems you're dieing in thirty-four seconds.

I wish for sword-chucks.

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Done, but the puppies eat the cheese and drown. Also, you die for not knowing what sword-chucks are.

I wish for a flamingo.

granted, but everyone points and laughs at your for withing for a flamingo. "HAHA YOUR GAEY"



i wish there were GOOD shows on tv

Done, but my flamingo steals all your television(s) and computer(s). (All flamingos are natural ninjas.)

I wish I had every superpower ever.

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granted, but you end up knowing ALL there is in this world, making your head asplode.

I wish blacks' head wouldn't have asploded so he could teach me what sword-chucks are.

Done, but he forgets everything he learned, ever.

I wish people would either use basic logic (nun-chucks + swords = sword-chucks) or head over to 8-Bit Theater.

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granted, you get a poisoned cookie and a highfive to the face.




i wish for all of these smiley's to not mess up the chat.

^^ smiley spam time (THIS POST ONLY)
:lol: :x :Razz: :oops: :evil: :twisted: ;) :heart: :confused: :pinkcute: :pinkomg: :bluehey:

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you walk down a street and get the words "teh love" fall on you from ontop of a building.


i wish i didn't kill everyone all the time.

Done, you're now quadriplegic.

I wish for a cloud to crush Indigo.

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granted, but somehow santa, the tooth fairy, easter bunny, the birthday cobolt (ya I made that one up xD) must have confused your wish with a urgent call, so they fire up their sword-chucks-forging-machine, producing way more than over 9000!! of these, sending them over to your house, down the chimney. Next day, when you just woke up from a crazy, weird dream about Indigo getting crushed by a cloud, because Indigo didn't know they were called 'nun-chucks' in english, you still are all sleepy, your eyes half open, and you still wonder why someone would do that to Indio, you discover all the parcels in your living room, so you start tearing them open all exited about what will be inside, you actually cut your hands and wrists real badly, your family has to call for the ambulance and when the paramedics finaly show up after half an hour, because they got stuck in a traffic jam caused by HUGE letters saying 'TEH LOVE' for some strange reason are lying all over the street, they send you over to the hospital to see what could be saved, then ... all the things blue wrote in the clanrules would happen to you.
:P

I wish I had more leisure time in my life xD

granted, but its only a second longer.



i wish for a large piece of pie.

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Done, you fail all your classes.

I wish for more wishes.

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-.- arctic that post had nothing to do with the topic, and anyways, real porn is against steam ToS, along with the fact that sammy doesn't like it. plus the 2nd one you posted isn't even furry...its a scaley?



BACK ON TOPIC
black: granted, but its full of traps that can only kill you.


i wish people would READ THE RULES

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to clarify: one of our members decided to do some really shitty posting here, containing somewhat disgusting pictures. It had nothing to do with this game here, so that's the reasons I moved it.


granted, but that's some knowledge the whole world couldn't bear with and it made the universe getting diveded by 0!!

I wish some of our members wouldn't start drama where there has been none.

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