Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but u blow it all on a giant fully operational gundam, which u cant pilot and it explodes from lack of use.

I wish i was the best Red Zombie ever and infected the next person that posted on this thread.

granted but... I'm a new zombie that is actually human. but the zombies don't eat me and the only way to kill me is to blow off my head.
LOL

I wish school didn't exist

Granted, your home tutored for 12 hrs a day.

I wish red was alive again D:

Granted, but unfortunatly he didnt die in the first place, so there are 2 zombie reds walking around.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but we scale you, gut you, cook you, and eat you. But I thought you wuz a mouse on a flying cheese D:

I wish for a bigger... "THE DOOR". Not just a doggy door, probably liek a door made up of other doors.

[ƒcƒc]± Furry Red Cock wrote:Granted, but u blow it all on a giant fully operational gundam, which u cant pilot and it explodes from lack of use.

I wish i was the best Red Zombie ever and infected the next person that posted on this thread.

Lawl your so meanie


Granted, but the door you wish for is not a doggy door but a cat door and other doors like the bill gate safe door and etc.

I wish for Cake from idiot pic =D

Granted, but the img file was corrupt and you cant see the pic.

I wish that me and my other red zombie self had an epic battle to the un-death.
YES IT DOES MAKE SENSE !

Granted, me and Mephiles were there and throwing pop-corn at you while you two keep fighting.

I wish I had the door with a regular human-made door.

Granted, but nobody gives a shit about you and your door.

I wish i knew what the word 'dots' looks like in braille.

Granted, but you go insane of the truth and you either suddenly burst into flames or explodes

I wish I can throw a right hand at Rick James's face with a ring on called "Cold Blooded" and will have it imprinted on his head for atleast a week

Granted, but Rick James called the police on you xD

I wish for my superawesome pc of doom to not bluescreen on me every god damn day D:

Granted, its permanently stuck on blue screen and you cant turn the evil pc off so you have to look at it day after day but it doesnt happen every day.

I wish i had a bajillion points

I hereby grant you a bajillion points but they are on a game that only exists in my head for the next 10 seconds.

I wish I could fling bad drivers and their cars into space with my mind...

Granted,you fling bad cars and their drivers in space along with your mind (speak brain) and it gets eaten by zombie demons from outer space and you would be all sad about it,were it not for being dead.

I wish I knew what is wrong with XSI and the Vavle biped guide and I could get playermodel
rigging to work....

Granted But.....shit idk what all that stuff psycho said...

I wish i had free lvl 3 admin for a week on ZM >.>

Granted, but you abuse and get perma banned. Also your cat dies.

I wish i was richer D:

Granted, you find 1 penny on the ground.

I wish i could talk in rhyme.

Granted, but now all you can speak is rhymes, all you hear is rhymes and you will go insane <-- This is a rhyme to you now.

I wish i had more then a penny D:

Granted but it's a Canadian penny which is worth the same as 0.000000001 American penny.
(not really. but meh)

I wish That porn was banned on all servers moment it was sprayed :3

Granted, its banned from being sprayed but now the textures of all the walls is all pron

I wish i could find something more then a penny >.<

Granted, ten pennies you earn but soon you will learn, that life is more than just nickles and dimes, you better find love before you run out of time.

I wish someone recongized my talent for rhyming so i could become the next Dr Seuss.

Granted, but all that was near, and all that was dear, you have doomed your own path, as i sat in the blight, in a moonlit night, I will overcome all obstacles... (I don't think that was even a good poet. DAMNIT!)

I wish that my door, that was so ever more, then just a simple plank of wood. I wish that so though, for all to know, I am the keeper... Of thy Door! ^^^^^ Just wanted to say that because it sounded rhymy :p ^^^^^

I wish from here, that I always keep clear, from all retarded phone calls that involves Health Insurance, Security, and other random shit I want to just go away!

Granted, they are scared away by your rhyming. However, you now get 10 door to door salesmen a day.

I wish that there was a zombie game, against NPCs, that was actually spooks are hard. (Killing floor dosen't count due to the lack of apocalypsyness)

* Smokez and Rolling Blackouts posts deleted, *
* I'm sick of their thread necro and spamming threads into off topic *
* Therefore, Blue Points decreased as well. *
* Sorry Psycho for hijacking your reply here. *
*
* [ƒcƒc]±Furry Indigo *


As Smokez and Rolling Blackouts seem to be too simpleminded to understand this game,I shall continue with corrupting Spoffy's wish:
Granted,but this new game called "Zombie Apocalypse of doom - Hell on earth" is so hard and so scary that you lose control over certain bodyli functions everytime you play it and you stain your pants.

I wish certain people would not post off-topic emo crap in so many threads...(that is a hint at a certain person who posted before me)

granted but with the lack of emo shit the whole forum gets closed down

i wish for the song in deathrun taters to get removed from the whole world