Corrupted Wish Game

Granted,you get teleported into a vacuum and explode.

I wish I won't get a sunburn today xD

Granted, but you will get a sunburn tomorrow.

I wish... For The Door, The door, the door is everything, all is once was and all that will be, the Door controls time and space, love and death, The Door can see into your mind, The Door can see into your SOUL! .... Nah it cant really do that but one can only wish :3

Granted... I think? either way there is no door. only a doggy door. which you can't enter.
I wish your wishes would make sense.

Granted, but then everyone else starts spamming this topic with werid wishes

I wish wurld peas!!!!!!11!!!1!

Granted, from now on it rains peas, the rivers dry up, the oceans dry up and theres not a scrap of food left.

I wish for my driving license :D

Granted, but you get charged with vehicular manslaughter and you get it taken away.

I wish i could go back to sleep today.

granted, but a random hobo crawls into your window while you're sleep and dry humps you


I wish the clan would have more girls, so taters could be happier

Granted. But taters hits on them too much and they all go "ewwww" and run away.
I wish that Girls wouldn't mock mah nerdiness.

Granted, but they now find you as a weirdo under their bed.

I wish for Devil's Pot of Tea! But I won't have to hold it.

P.S. YOU SHALL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY LOGIC!!!! ((tHIS IN THAT (LOL BACKFIRE (OMG ITS EPIC FAIL GUY (HAIGUAIZ))))))

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Granted but it's hotter than boiling and your throat melts.

I wish that that noob wouldn't use my parenthesis trick (god what an ass(I no rite?(I KNOW(jesus I wish people would understand me(my trick(FOO(YEA!(ok now I'm done(no seriously(SERIOUSLY(kkbai(.....p.s. MY TRICK))))))))))))

Granted, (But its not your trick(cus its mine!(muhahah!!(*Hostile takeover*(GIMME MOHNESYZ!(LOL)))))

I wish the swine flu killed my teacher!

Granted but then you get it and your girlfriend gets it and your family gets it and you all die. but then you are all happy in heaven because you get to be with her FOREVER (god halp yew) but you have your family staring at you the whole time.

I wish that.... I knew every language spoken so I don't have to learn how to speak everyone's language :3

Granted,but you have the urge to sing stupid German folk songs about someone coming from Unterammergau or Oberammergau


I wish more STALKER - Clear Sky servers who are not located in Russia or some neighbour country of Russia had players on them...

Granted but they are all in Korea and you STILL have shit connection :P
I wish Psycho would make a .wav of him singing that damn rhyme so that I could lol at him :3

Granted, but it somehow ends up on that idol show and he gets accepted where it turns out... He wins! his voice is so good it makes you cry non stop untill you dehydrate yourself and die a miserable death.

I wish i had the power to blow peoples up with mai mind

Granted,but you think you need to exercise your newly found power and as noone is there to practice with you,you just blow yourself up and leave nothing but a black,burned hole in the ground.

I wish my career as singer won't be over as quick as that of some other idol show winners....

Granted but you turn out like Susan Boyle.... LMAO (Britans got talent. NOT Idol :P)

I wish people would not care about acomplishments

Granted:

Helping Hand 20
Revive 50 incapacitated Survivors.
Field Medic 20
Heal 25 Survivors with a first aid kit.
Pharm-assist 20
Give pain pills to 10 Survivors.
My Bodyguard 15
Protect any Survivor from an attacking Infected 50 times.
Dead Stop 10
Punch a Hunter as he is pouncing.
Cr0wnd 30
Kill a Witch with a single headshot.
Untouchables 30
No Survivors take damage after contacting the rescue vehicle.
Drag and Drop 20
Rescue a Survivor from a Smoker's tongue before he takes damage.
Blind Luck 20
You or another Survivor take no damage after being vomited on by a Boomer.
Akimbo Assassin 30
Survive an entire campaign using only pistols.
Hero Closet 10
Rescue a Survivor trapped in a closet.
Hunter Punter 10
Shove a Hunter off of a pinned and helpless Survivor.
Tongue Twister 20
Free yourself from a Smoker who has grabbed you with his tongue.
No Smoking Section 15
Kill 10 Smokers as they are pulling helpless Survivors.
101 Cremations 20
Set 101 Infected on fire.
Do Not Disturb 20
Sneak past all Witches in a campaign without disturbing one.
Man vs Tank 30
Single-handedly kill a Tank.
Tankbusters 20
Kill a Tank without it dealing any damage to a Survivor.
Safety First 30
Play an entire campaign with no Survivors taking friendly fire damage.
No-one Left Behind 20
Beat a campaign with all 4 Survivors.
Unbreakable 30
Finish a campaign without ever being healed.
Witch Hunter 20
Kill a Witch without any Survivor taking damage from her.
Red Mist 20
Kill 1000 Infected with a mounted machine gun.
Pyrotechnician 20
Blow up 20 Infected in a single explosion.
Zombie Genocidest 20
Kill 53,595 Infected.
Dead Giveaway 10
Heal a fellow Survivor when your own health is below 10.
Stand Tall 20
Survive a campaign without being incapacitated.
Zombicidal Maniac 30
Survive any campaign on Expert.
What Are You Trying to Prove? 35
Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Nothing Special 30
Survive a campaign with no Survivors taking damage from Special Infected.
Burn the Witch 10
Light a Witch with a Molotov.
Towering Inferno 10
Light a Tank with a Molotov.
Spinal Tap 10
Kill an Infected with a single blow from behind.
Stomach Upset 20
All Survivors complete a campaign without being vomited on.
Brain Salad 15
Make 100 headshot kills.
Jump Shot 20
Headshot a Hunter while he's leaping.
Mercy Killer 15
Survive the No Mercy campaign.
Back 2 Help 20
Leave a safe room to save an incapped teammate and bring them back safely.
Toll Collector 15
Survive the Death Toll campaign.
Dead Baron 15
Survive the Dead Air campaign.
Grim Reaper 15
Survive the Blood Harvest campaign.
Ground Cover 30
Save another Survivor from a Special Infected while on the ground.
Clean Kill 10
Shove a Boomer and then kill him without him splashing on anyone.
Big Drag 20
Drag a Survivor 100 feet with your tongue.
Chain Smoker 20
Constrict two Survivors in one life as a Smoker.
Barf Bagged 20
Cover four Survivors with Boomer bile at once.
Double Jump 20
Pounce two different Survivors in one life as a Hunter.
All 4 Dead 30
Kill all four Survivors in one life while playing as a Tank.
Dead Wreckening 20
Dole out 5000 total Survivor damage as a Special Infected.
Lamb 2 Slaughter 20
As an Infected, incap a Survivor who has entered and left a safe room.

Done all those, dont care anymore


I wish i could afford my own house D:

You buy your own house, but unfortunartly it falls down and the insurance company sues you for fraud.

I wish for a mouse that can fly on cheese.

Edit: Why whenever I type quickly do I misspell Unfortunately

Granted, but mice have a short life span ( shorter when they make friends with my snake )
and it dies.

I wish the re-opened all the awesome resturants they closed in my neighborhood.

Granted but the restaurant is now smaller then before.

I wish gundams are real!

Granted, but they massacre all the human race not in fcfc.

I wish for no bugs in my next map.

(Yes, me and a friend made a map, making one on my own too. Youll see my first up later tonight)

Granted, but nobody likes your glitch free map and everyone RTVs to a different map.

I wish i had more soda.

Granted but its been drugged and when you drink it you fall into a 10 year coma and when you wake up its just like the guy in 28 days later, all alone in a hospital with zombies all around and NO GUNS.

I wish i could see red running from teh zombies :p

Granted but turns out you got chase by red the zombie

I wish for $$!


Cheers,
Sestuna.F.seiei