Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but diet coke still sux

I wish for the last freaking 35 feathers on AC2 so I can get this goddam last acheivement

granted, you get 35 feathers. but the feathers are for runescape. hahaaaaaaaaa!

i wish pie.

Granted, but the universal limit makes you not be able to wish for anymore pie.

I wish for the last 25 feathers in AC2 (LOOK! IT FREAKIN SAYS AC2 NOT RUNESCAPE!!!!!)

granted, you get addicted to it and start playing it day and night without sleep and when you finally find the last feather you turn of the game just to realise that you forgot to save OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O

I wish for skilled immigrants

granted but they're skilled in murder. AUSTRALIA DIES!!!

i wish for more sleep in the morning.

Granted, but you miss school, get expelled, have no job and commit suicide just to go to hell forever and ever which then just as you start to like the 101 degree conditions you get taken away and put in heaven which you dont like compared to hell.

I wish for the last 10 feathers in AC2

not granted YOU DONT GET YOUR DAMN FEATHERS GAH!

i wish for a life. :)

Granted, but then you cant be a ghost so you have to leave fcfc

I wish for a dinosaur

granted, its a toy dinosaur that you choke on cause you're mentally challenged.

i wish stevoman had -300 blue points.


GET TO PRESSING THAT - EVERYONE!!!

Granted but I gain 500 points

I wish for somone To notice the previous link

Wish Granted but, it goes to rickroll video.

I wish for nothing

granted, but nothing is something...or is it?

i wish that i didnt have to write 4 essays on romeo and juliet.

Granted now you have to write 9001

I wish for a Curly Wurly

granted...i'm not sure what that is so.. but it kinda sounds sexual..curly wurly..so..yea sure ya get it :O

I wish for uhm..... cookies.

Wish granted, but you get eaten by the cookie monster!

I wish I never went to school today

Granted, but your mind was slowly rotted thro TV and Video games.

I wish for Blue pts !

granted.

I wish for less blue points

granted, but you quickly gain more.

i wish for '-'@_

Granted,but snails taste horrible.

I wish for Ham to get incurable genital herpes and syphilis.

granted, but he gets aids and a severe nut tumor as well.


i wish for a pet _@'-'

granted but your dog eats it

i wish that uh...that i had a wish

granted, but your wish is for the saying "EVERYONE HAS AIDS" to be true.


i wish a wish of wishful ness

granted..you wish you have aids.

i wish that i had MOAR MOAR MOAR diet coke :3

Granted, but now diet coke is now magicarp flavored.


I wish my magicarp knew other attacks than splash attack
:Magicarp:

Granted, he learns double splash!

I wish i could kill all magikarps