Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but you find it broken, and you cannot replace it.

I wish for diet coke...for the third time.

Granted, but it increases your chance of getting cancer. The next day you doctor says "I'm sorry but, you're going to die."

I wish my luck with gasoline would get better

Granted, your attempt to ignite the mayor succeeds.

Congratulations. You're now wanted by the police.

I wish for supermassive awesomeness.

Granted, but your awesomeness is to massive that it accidentally crushes Barack Obama. You're now wanted by the united States

I wish for a passport so i can get out of the US

Granted but your plane crashes on takeoff

I Wish For Pink To Stop Abusing Me xP

granted she abuses your little brother who then kicks you in the balls saying "i keel'd ya wee lil balls!" you are now sterile.

I wish for better music.

Granted, Lady gaga comes to your house and ear rapes you

i wish for rebellion to make a sequel for the new AVP.

granted but it's crap

i wish for a not dead ipod.

offtopic: i said BETTER music, silly

Granted but it only has 1MB capacity

I wish my wee bro would stop calling people noobs on zm servers

Wish Granted but, he learned how to use admin commands and abuses.
Guess who takes the heat?

I wish I was completly stupid so I wouldn't have to give a damn to anything

Granted, low level intelligence is unique for professors and you get taken away to a test facility far far away from everything called life where you get tested with mysterious liquids and particles and are anally probed and slowly die all alone in a test tube filled with water and fishies (no punctuation win)

I wish to oppose and disagree and destroy demonocracy

Granted but totalitarianism takes over the world when America can't FREE THE SHIT OUTTA YA.

I wish Norway was part of Denmark (lolol)

Granted, It was, but Denmark gave up on us because we were to arrogant for them and since they didn't have a time machine they didn't know that we found OIL LOLOLOL (Yes, I love teh oil)

I wish for more oil

granted but it explodes and you have no oil.

i wish for no more rain >:c

Granted but its acid rain that burns through ur skin

I Wish For An Uncorruptable Wish

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish everyone talked like a Scot.

granted, everyone know talks like Scot.

I wish nothing.

Granted, But you have a child named scot who is gay.

Fail


I wish that this thread was on SS too so we could Troll W1z

Granted but it gets locked for going off-topic

I wish for more money

Granted, you spend it on hiring goons to force me to eat the remains of that moth that I donated to charity

I wish biology wasn't so hard anymore

granted, but you're assigned the scientific duty to find out how the body's sexual drive works when you see a naked fat lady o.O

I wish that my mind was uncorrupted from my time on the internet.

Granted, your mind is now clear and full of useful knowledge. You end being so uncorrupted that you invent a portable nuke that them russians steal and cause world war 3

I wish for another hoagie from the haven

Granted, but it has worms in it. nom nom nom

I wish this forum would come back to life.

granted

i wish i wouldnt be bored.

Granted but now you have a cold and have to stay home

I wish for more hamburgers