Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but they are badly cooked and made with artificial meat

I wish for Pittsburgh to win the Stanley cup (Hockey)

Granted but they get disqualified just before they are given the trophy

I wish for better internet
(Wouldn't those burgers be just like they were made at Mc Donalds :P)

Granted, your new internet is so good it doesn't need you anymore and locks you out.

I wish I was bigger.

Granted, you get fat

I wish I could play the drums like Travis Barker

Granted, but no one notices your drumming skills cause Justin bieber steals the spotlight

I wish I wasn't tricked into seeing lemon party by my friends

I have no idea what that is, but granted, you go anyway.

I wish I wasn't sick. :(

Granted, the only way to cure your sickness is to ampyoutaint your arms.

I wish for _______ with whip cream


(psst google lemon party.org)

Granted. you get Pingas <--- FUCK THE WORD CHANGER. >:O


I wish you hadn't spelled amputate wrong.

Granted, He is now a dictionary

I wish people would stop rear-ending my car.

Granted but now you rear end everyone else's car

I wish it wasn't as warm as it is now
Edit: GOD DAMN FIREDOG NINJA POSTWELITGBNWHBGUGAWHSODHUBFASOGD

( <_< I'm a freakin' ninja >_> )

Granted, you have been relocated to Alaska.

I wish I could stop running into people's cars.

Granted, but people hit your car with baseball bats

I wish I had a delicious subway philly cheese steak.

Granted, but i shat in it.

I wish that _____ wasnt so ____

i wish my damn headphones would arrive

Granted, but they are broken

I wish Nightmare on Elms street the new one was scarier.
(I am dissapoint in movie)

Granted, but it happens in real life. to you (but you survive somehow)

i wish that the people in this thread would wish a wish after destroying a wish

granted but the wish isnt a wish

i want batteries

Granted but I ate the berries first.

YOU GET DEM AFTER I EAT DEMZ.

I want a nice white horse/pony.

Granted but it gets sick and you have to put it down

I wish for another hamburger

Granted, but the cook spat in it.

you made no wish

I wish this topic would stop dying constantly.

Granted but then it gets trolled and more people stop making wishes

I wish for more pepsi

granted but i drop a nuke on your house and you die

i wish i knew what to wish for

granted, but you wish for what you want to wish, for which gives you which you wanted to wish for, which gives you what you wanted to wish for, what gives what you wan......


I wish school would just end