Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but you get sick and shit yourself and sweat uncontrollable
I wish the tempature was between 10 and 25 celsuis

Wish granted, the temperature is between 10 and 25 Celsius in a small town in Africa.

I wish this topic didn't need a 5 month bump.

Necro time!!!

granted, but it gets so big I flies insanely off topic and eventually causes a mod rage/delete

I wish the forums weren't so dead

Granted, but game zombie is dead. (its ok, he'll just come back, he's a zombie)

I wish pie.

Granted. But the pie is made of game's remains

I wish for real ramen, not this cup noodle shit

Granted, except some one stole it

I wish for sum cheat codes

Granted, you get cheat codes...for $80/month.

I wish I wish ^ was a fish.

Granted, but it's the kind that swims up urine, and is now living in your lovebox

I wish I was at Jackson hole right now

Granted, but you are at MICHAEL Jackson'S ROTTING ASShole now.

I wish they'd ship away my new cellphone today!

Granted, except shipping in Austria has been raised to 100$

I wish for sum interwebs

SEMI OFF-TOPIC
You fail, Aku. It did get shipped away today, and there's no shipping fee at all :D

:C

I wish that gregor mendel pyscho was wrong and I was right

Granted, but it was about psycho arguing that your mothing is in fact, not a cheap prostitute.

I wish people would go in the chat box more often

Granted, but the Forum is still as dead as before.

I wish the Forum was more alive again.

Granted, but it is now filled with children

I wish that I was grade 19 in Blood line Champions.

Granted, you are now Grade 19 meat.

I wish i wish i had 6 more posts.

Granted, but now you can never post again!

I wish I had a flying house that I can live comfortably in.

Granted, but you get shot down by anti-air.

I wish I had better internet.

Granted, but now you have tentacle arms.

I wish fooshi had less posts so he wasn't so close to my post count.

Granted, but now that you mentioned I have almost as many posts as you, I will not try to post more. :D

I wish Pink would stop posting so that I can get more posts than her.

Granted but I still have more posts than you.

I wish all you people would stop making stupid posts so I wouldn't have to make stupid posts,too just to stay on top!

Granted, but the forum dies.

I wish we had new cool members in the clan that play the same games that I do.

Granted, but then your computer breaks and you can't play with them.

I wish US postal service was faster.

Granted, but since they're rushing, your stuffs arrive in pieces.

I wish for a superb anti-cheat system that catches everyone.

Granted, but it even catches the people who are not cheating or even playing and EVERYBODY WHO EVER LIVED gets banned.

I wish for a higher postcount!