Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but your post count then gets glitched and doesn't increase ever again.

I wish Deffie would play League of Legends

Granted, but he becomes addicted and spends all of his days playing it and starts haxing cause like n stuffs and kills everyone n stuffs.

i wis ppl wuld take grammer srsrly.

Granted, but dictionary.com takes over Norway and creates a communist regime

I wish the servers for Brink weren't so danm laggy

Granted, but the ai sucks ass.

I wish Pink would change my name on skype

Granted, its now General Faggy mcfag fag.

I wish it would rain more here. (floods are good too, no school)

Granted, but communism rains all over your home town.

I wish more people who play DJ hero played on Hard/Expert instead of medium

granted, but they all turn into communists for doing so. (but you prolly like that anyways :P)

I wish Aku would stop being so obsessed with communism.

Granted, but now he turn to Scientology.

I wish Telenor would get their heads out of their asses and actually expand and upgrade the network instead of offering high speed internet on already shit limited cables.

Granted, but they detect you have been pirating (or trying to pirate due to the shitty connection) lots of stuff, and cancel your service. And no other ISPs are available in your area, so you are forever offline.

I wish I already had weekend instead of being silly enough to work overtime from 14:00-22:00 on a saturday. xD

Granted, but The government of Austria converts To Scientology and becomes a fascist dictatorship and blast deadmau5 music everywhere and forces everyone to play croc v5 at least 5 hours a day. Also, shipping rates have been raised to $100

I wish people in Austria would use a 12 hour clock

Granted, but now you use a 24 hour clock.

I wish I had 100$

Wish granted, but taxes are due and you had to pay all that 100$ you earned through hard work plus much more money.

I wish I had a doughnut right now.

Granted, but the donut was made by communists

I wish I had a copy of Fear 3

Granted, but the single player is too short. (Fact)

I wish I had super internet that is faster than ANY internets in Norway.

Granted, but your ISP Rick Rolls you every 5.16 minutes.

I wish I had a small, isolated tropical island to myself.

Granted, but creepers fall from the sky and kill you.

I wish everyone in the world was eaither a Juggalo/Juggalette.

Granted, but that word isn't even in the dictionary

I wish there was an imax theater on the beach so I can go see harry potter deathly gallows part 2

granted but the film gets set on fire and that was the last one in the world

I wish the word juggalo was in the dictionary

Granted, but every dictionary you find has that page missing. Even online pages.

I wish this community still had all the decent people in it.

aka: I wish the decent people would stop being driven off. (did I just call everyone indecent?)

Granted, but said decent people all think you're indecent.

I wish there was a drama toggle button, so I could toggle when I want drama and when I don't.

Granted, but the button is currently stuck at "On".

I wish my ISP would hurry the fuck up and connect me to the internet already.

Granted, but your bandwidth will always be a fraction of what it should be.

I wish eugenics actually worked, and we targeted stupidity.

Granted, but then everyone turns ugly and are more susceptible to disease.

I wish marijuana was decriminalized and largely unenforced.

Granted, but your auto insurance skyrockets because you use it.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone becomes hippies and world population sky rockets as a result of no war-related deaths, and leads to world-wide famine and, eventually, wars over fertile lands and foods.

I wish scary movies were actually scary.