Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but you have to re-double.

I wish for a striped sweater.

Granted, but it's shock pink and makes everything think you're gay.

I wish this forum WOULDN'T DIEEEEEEEEEEE!

Granted, but is now filled with users from 4chan, including boxxy.

I wish that I had more Purple Drank

Granted, but i put sulfiric acid in it. Hope you enjoy your esophogus getting burnt to death

I wish i could res-erect a dead topic

granted but the survivors from l4d kill it.

i wish for a new mp game to play.

Granted but it has over9000 DLC packs you need in order to be able to play it online and you spend all your money on the DLCs and even have to take a huge loan and no longer have any money to pay for internet access, not to talk about a roof over your head.

I wish for the US nuclear missile launch codes. :D

Granted, but the warheads are de-activated.

I wish for a bike that won't turn around and injure or kill me.

Granted, it kills friend and foe that come within five yards of you.


I wish my Xbox hadn't red-ring'd.

Granted all the lights in it melted so you can tell when it RRing's again
I wish for better internet (again)

Granted but ur neighbors hog all ur bandwith

I wish school over

Granted but you re-double

I wish for a rabid gorilla to make sweet love to my butt

granted. it rapes you for eternity.


i wish purple hadn't made such a weird wish.

Wish Granted but, you turn into a guy.

I wish I had a vocaloids voice

granted, but everybody thinks your a girl now.

I wish that I didn't make weird wishes that turned people into guys.

Granted, but you turn into a hermaphrodite

I wish i could draw better

Granted but you draw a picture so good that light itself cannot escape its clutches and you die (i have no idea how that works but it does... ok :P)

I Wish i could fly

granted, but you fly too close to the sun and get burned.

i wish i knew what was with the music on the forum

Granted its me, but you lose all your hair

I wish the sun wasn't so hawt

granted, but you get frostbite

Granted, you made no wish

I wish for something interesting to happen

Granted.
A purple monkey comes to your door to take you on it's left nostril to go to the place known as Kami's happyland.
Once there, you die of oversdose on acid and lsd.

I wish that Pink would have to listen to Kaito's scream in love is war for eternity.

Granted, but pink cuts of her ears so she doesnt listen to no one

I wish for something interesting to happen that is not sexual or involves drugs

Aku wrote:I wish for something interesting to happen that is not sexual or involves drugs

Granted a bear on a unicycle comes upto and then explodes killing you

I wish it wasn't so hot here

Granted. Its now negative 400 degrees there. Celsius.

I wish I had checked the forums more often. 4 apps...

Granted, but in 2 days you forgot to check the forums and there are over 9000 apps that haven't been accepted/ rejected yet

I wish for a clean shirt and clean gym shorts