Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but Happy becomes a 1337 h4xor and noclips outside of the maps so no one can find him

I wish for a gallon of gasoline and a lighter.

Granted, but the lighter is out of gas and spark, ironic eh?

I wish i could win the jackpot on the lottery

Off topic - I could still kill him no matter where he was :p

Granted, but all the money you won is stolen from Barney

I wish for dead space 2

Offtopic: Happy uses !hide @me and activates god mode

Granted, you are now in the middle of space with a bunch of dead bodies floating around you, and the number 2 written all over your clothes. You have no oxygen tanks.

I wish for ???

Offtopic: !slay happy

Granted, ? ? ¿

I wish i didnt have my money stolen D:

offtopic: I use !evilrocket happy to keal him even though hes hidden and godmoded

Granted, but you gamble away all your money you got back

I wish for another gallon of gas and a lighter that will work so i can perform a crucial experiment

Offtopic: Happy donates $100,000,000,000 to sammy servers and his immunity becomes 1000000000000000000000

Granted, but it blows up causing you to lose 95% of your skin.

I wish for ¿¿¿

Offtopic: !slay happy "because i'm just that awesome"

Granted, but everyone spams you PMs over the forums asking "OMG HOW U GET UPSEID DWON QETUSOIN MRAK???"

I wish for skin surgery to get my skin back

Offtopic: Happy ragequits the game before you use !slay and then rejoins

Granted but its decaying

I wish for gatorade instead of powerade D:

Offtopic: hai :D

Granted, but you spill your Gatorade on the floor

I wish for my health teacher to bring her pet squirrel into class for everyone to see

Offtopic: HELLO

Granted but it eats your nuts. OLOLOLOLOL.. that would hurt >.<

I wish I would stop listening to Ke$ha because she is raping my ears.

Granted, but ke$sha comes to your house and ear rapes you! :0

I wish for Moar gasoline and a lighter and the gasoline will not explode like it did last time

Offtopic: I like ice tea :)

Granted. But In soviet Russia, YOU BURN GAS

So it explodes and you are saddened.

I wish hannah would stop listening to ke$$$$$$$$$$$ha cause she listens to her w/o headphones -.-

Granted, but she goes back to Muse and plays the song over and over again

I wish for less red bull cus im hyper atm D:

Granted, but the CEO of red bull sends you 500 cans of red bull to your house.

I wish for a cup of coffee with some sugar

Granted but it's frozen

I wish for an undead forum. Yeah, like a zombie one that eats people's brains so everyone dies. Except me, cause i'm awesome ^^ yeah!!!

Granted,but you realize the reason your brain is not getting eaten is not because you are so awesome,ut that you misplaced it some years ago, and you drop dead.

I wish for pudding (not the brit meatpudding, vanilla pudding!)

Granted, but you realize that the vanilla pudding is actually Elmers glue.

I wish for the new Halo Reach game (looks so gooood!!!)

Granted but you get it and it's scratched, you have to wait 3 months for a new disc because Bungie ran out of copies.

I wish for stuff.

Granted, but the "stuff" you got is actually a ton of marijuana and the FBI comes knocking on your front door.

I wish for a gallon of gasoline and a lighter that will not malfunction and cause the gas to explode, and not be in soviet russia either.

Granted but you gotta pay hundreds of dollars just to buy a gallon of gas now and lighters are now protected from going extinct :P

I wish for now more power outages

Granted but now the lights in your house blink like strobe lights because the power goes out every other second.

I wish to become an anthropomorphic husky.

Granted, but then 90% of the people on the internet chase you irl with pitchforks aond torches and gasoline and scream "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!"

I wish for world domination. (inb4 but it is not you who dominates it)

Granted, but the current date is December 21 2012, so the world ends

I wish for it to get warmer here

Granted but your gasoline sets on fire from the heat burning you again

I wish I could find my N64