Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, he is now the icon of hate.

I wish psycho wasnt so psycho

Granted but now he is a pacifist and decides to hug zombies instead of shooting them.

I wish for a portal gun that's indestructible and runs off of Pallall's melons. XD

Granted, but im banned so i cant spawn any :D

I wish i wasnt banned D:

Granted, but now your VAC banned

I wish i had Audiosurf

Granted but it has a virus and eats your computer.

I wish i had superpowers.

Granted, you can run super fast like the flash, but the friction from running so fast gives you mega burns in your crotch area!

I wish i could fly

Granted, but due to your awe and bewilderment in the powers some greater entity has granted you, your new found powers inevitably end with your life as you are shot down by the United States Army in a restricted air zone occupying an area near the Iraqi-Baghdad border. The government refuses to take notice of any further evidence shown to support your case.

I wish that Moot would wake from his comatose state, and hurry up with fixing the .img boards, I mean for god's sake, I get two days off for a student with a case of swine flu, and the best part of the internet dies. (If you're unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, skip to the alternative wish below).

(ALT:) I wish for a legal, American (United States) $20 bill, which I remember to put in my wallet, which I keep with me at almost all times.

Granted but now the board of madness is back up, with images even worse than the worst images you have ever seen there and it makes snap something in your brain and you go insane. You then spend the rest of your life on the street,waving a sign saying "The end is nigh! I have seen it with me own olde eyes,illuminated by a candle! Jack saw,it,too and he



I wish to know why HeavyMcFin is such a whiny ridiculous retarded troll.

Granted, you find out he is you from the future!

I wish pshyco wasnt such a nutta

Hmmmm granted, pshyco is not a nutter,but you even forget who he is.

I wish people would spell Psycho right! :P

Granted. Psycho, or was it pshyco?

I wish i remembered psycho xD

Psycho wrote:Granted but now the board of madness is back up, with images even worse than the worst images you have ever seen there and it makes snap something in your brain and you go insane. You then spend the rest of your life on the street,waving a sign saying "The end is nigh! I have seen it with me own olde eyes,illuminated by a candle! Jack saw,it,too and he

Oh god, I love you, man XD

Pallall wrote: I wish i remembered psycho xD

Granted, but the next day you wake up in a mental hospital. You feel, and to all other aspects seem calm, but you can't remember what exactly happened. Or, more importantly, who you are.

sam! i need a wish to corrupt!!!!! SAM!!! HURRY! WISH! IMA MAKE YOU WISH SOMETHING THEN!

sam the hilarious wrote:I wish for a legal, American (United States) $20 bill, which I remember to put in my wallet, which I keep with me at almost all times.

granted, but a giant evil monster named jimmy pops up infront of you and eats you and your $20 dollar bill.


i wish jimmy was my loyal pet.

Granted, but he dies of aids soon after.

I wish i knew what wish i wanted to wish.

Pallall wrote:I wish i knew what wish i wanted to wish.

Granted, but your attention fancies something else appealing at the moment, and you soon forget what it is that you remembered from wishing you'd remember it. Man... that would really suck.

>.> sam...you always forget to wish...WISH!!!!

sam wrote: i wish i wish i was a fish

granted, but then you get caught by a kid with a net one day and set in a tank, where you then slowly suffocated in your own waste because the little kid forgot about you and didn't clean your water.


i wish jimmy was alive again. poor little monster only wanted to eat every living thing on the planet... *sniff*

Granted, but now hes a vegetarian zombie.

I wish i remembered what wish i wished for... wish?

Granted, you wanted to wish for a volcano so u could sacrifice virgins ( aka pink ) into it.

I wish for a large amount of weed.

Granted, but before you can open the bags the cops burst into your house and manhandle you.

I wish for a volcano to sacrifice pink in!

Granted, but you accidentally trip over your own feet while trying to sacrifice Pink, and you both fall down into the lava and burn to ash in a couple of seconds.

I wish for Sam not to forget to add a wish everytime!

[EDIT 12/22/2010] The topic which led you to this post was created simply to troll psycho.




granted, but jimmy overcomes his vegetarian-ness and eats you.


i wish i wasn't being sacrificed and other things that involve me getting hurt. (btw psycho your corrupt broke a rule :P)

Granted, Red the source of all evil towards pink vanishes from the earth.

I wish i was a millionaire

Granted, but you lost all of your money after being robbed by Michael Jackson

I wish for a better internets

Psycho wrote:I wish for Sam not to forget to add a wish everytime!

GRANTED.































Okay, I wish to be god (for a bit - a week or so in STANDARD EARTH TIME [SET]), and you know, not fuck up the universe..... at least not that horribly.

granted, but you end up spending all the time in an all out war with the devil. heaven suffers major casualties, you catch god-aids and die and go to god heaven. xD


i wish pallal actually made sense on his previous corrupt.