Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but it catches fire and half your hair is gone.


I wish i could set small rodents on fire and set them free (while on fire) in my arch enemy's lawn.

Granted,but you use fuel to set them on fire and you accidentally soak yourself in fuel,too so you roll around on my lawn screaming and burning. And when you finally extinguish the fire,the families of all the rodents you burned come to feast on your crispy being.

I wish for Bobby Kotick to go die in a fire. (He's the asshole CEO of Activision/Blizzard, who wishes to raise game prices even further and wants to take all the fun out of making videogames)

granted, but in hell, he rapes avenger!

I wish schoolmates would stop being such bible thumpers.

granted, they are now bibles.

I wish for new forum background thats fits in the screen better than this one

granted, but you can no longer access the forums to see it.

i wish for no consequences to this wish.



btw red, i think i beat your weak 15 minutes.

Spoiler:

Granted, but a black hole opens up through your monitor and sucking it inside, your motherboard bursts into flames and comes tentacles with blades at the end to reap your soul from your body. And when thats done, a portal from the other dimension opens even wider and bigger. Through the infernal portal, reveals a giant Nergal Demon whom manifested a giant pumpkin-bot who took the Reaper's poweres from Grim Junior as he grieves for the loss of his sister who was taken away by an angel to the kingdom of heaven. WHAT HAST THOU BESTOWED UPON HUMANITY!?


I wish that last corrupted wish could of gone better.

Granted but now the corrupted wish you made went better according to the standards of a simple pair of scissors, meaning everything is now made out of paper and no rocks are within a 1000 mile radius.

I wish Orihime could spin the l33k faster!

(Also, blew red outa the water, and added a 0 to pink)

Spoiler:

Granted, shes spins leek so fast that Bleach loses its entire plot in fillers, OH WAIT.
( and fuck you with the 3 hrs of spinning leek blue )

I wish for GIRUGAMMESH !

Granted,but someone couldn't read very well and you got GirugFRESH instead.
I wish for money money money (video related)

Granted, but it wasnt funny in a rich mans world

I wish to know how to draw good art in GIMP

granted, but everyone hates your drawings and you quit.

i wish for more pie. (for like the 100th time)

Granted, but to much pie makes you fat :O

I wish for non-perverted norwegian teachers whos not watching child porn!

granted, now they watch baby porn instead O.o

i wish for less boredom, but not too much stuff to do. just the right amount.

Granted, i appear magically and we play monopoly until i pass out from being fat for to long and u once again become bored, except now u have no food.

I wish for skillz.

granted, you now have the skill to not do anything.

Granted,but you forgot to wish for anything and therefore wasted a good wish.

I wish Pink wouldn't forget to make a wish next time.

granted, but then i forget the next next time.

i wish nothing.

Granted, your life consists of you floating alone in a dark dimension.

Deseo para la torta.

granted, but its in a foreign language so it doesn't come true.

i would wish, but i have to keep up to my previous corrupt.

granted but i make you wish

i wish for me to be un lazy enough to re-install ZM

EDIT: OMG MY WISH CAME TRUE!

Granted, but zm giefs your pc virus :O

I wish Windows 7 wasn't sucha fail

Granted, but after 5 years when windows 9 is out and is fail
I wish zm would stop lagging when i loaded a map

granted, it now lags when you play the map

i wish to not be in the boredom box <--- yes i said it.

granted, you are visited by red and no longer bored.


i wish to be visited by a non-person-i-hate-and/or-dislike person.

Granted, Now I am finally safe from having to visit you! (being a non-person Is awesome. YOu must try eet.)

I wish this damned holiday would GTFO my life and I can move on with it already.